basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via sgt-peppers-lonely-bloggers-club)

thequeenvevo:

"yeah i used to like you too"

image

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via harryashe)

(Source: frankgifs, via pizza)

thefaultinourfandoms:

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

(Source: ivemoved666, via spoken-not-written)

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

(Source: cassieisclose, via pinkhairedlesbianadventures)